The Seven Circles of Linux Purgatory

For the purification of the geek-spirit:

1. panic: no init found. 
2. Obtaining network card drivers
3. fatal error: linux/sys.h: No such file or directory
4. vim
5. Xorg.conf
6. Compiling video card drivers
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